* LIZ'S PERSONALIZED, HOMOGINIZED, LEGALIZED HOME PAGE :

   This is the site of my friend Liz, up in the big city of Boston at school.  Check it out to see pics of people riding in shopping
   carts and other links to cool kids from the metropolis of Brooklyn, CT.
 

*  TIFF THE SURFER FREAK:

    Tiff likes surfing.  Tiff likes 311.  Tiff likes pez.  Tiff likes talking to toupee-wearing kitty cats.

* VISUAL ASSAULT:

   This here creation is the work of my very own brother.  He likes toys, comics, and music.  He also has a deep affection for
   bathing in pickle juice after running through a row of pricker bushes.
 

*  BLACK STRIPE VIDEO:

   Interested in becoming that local actor/actress sensation your whole town will be talking about?  Give this guy a look-see, he
   might be able to help you out!
 

*  RED SOX FANS UNITE:

   Hey everybody!  Go here and find out which budding superstart the Sox will trade to the Yankees this year!
 

*  JOECARTOON:

   If you like sick and twisted humor as much as I (and I know you do), click to the left and up a bit to be blown away by mind
   blowing animations that will absolutely blow your mind.
 

*  EWWWWW!

   This site has everything you've never wanted to see.  Want Selena morgue shots?  Here ya go!
 

*  THE BEST CHANNEL IN THE WORLD THAT DOESN'T SHOW PORN:

   Hey, do you like.....well, just click on it to find out what I mean.

*  PAGE O' MUSIC LINKS

   In case you missed it the first time.