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Located on scenic Rt. 169 in Woodstock, Connecticut, The Stand underwent a serious managerial facelift and lost about 400 pounds when the Haydens took over during the summer of '00. Sweet Evalita's as it was renamed, still operates today. Respect!
Konini and I take a break from the Tinfoil Olympics.
Sadly, after this photo was taken, Mr. Konini colapsed to the floor
in agony
complaining of an anxiety attack in his right arm, forcing me to slice
the remaining meats and vegetables.
Konini and I wow over the new Bennington pottery on display.
Sadly, after this photo was taken, Mr. Konini colapsed to the floor
in agony
complaining of back spasms, forcing me to sweep up his dirt piles.
The dirty threesome, the smokey bandits, the trio of misfortune, the
artists of ice cream,
the sultans of slicing, the kings of cooking, the cons of cashing,
the maniacs of music, the consumers of candy,
and OH YOU KNOW MARGE + BECKY CAN SUCK DA SIX-PACK O' DEEZ NUTS!
From left to right: Dirty Beechnut, GK Panty-Raider, Billy Konini.
Sadly, after this photo was taken, Mr. Konini was arrested by police
and hauled away on charges of breaking and entering. He was acquited
but never returned to work because of the emotional damages done.
Mr. Konini spent the rest of his life living on disability, forcing
GK and I to do all of the day's dishes.