| BRANDON'S RAP So dude, you wanna pick up chicks? I'll give you the secret You want mad phone numbers And make them beg ya to keep it You'll be heartbreakin' Better yet, heart bustin' Just follow me and Justin And soon they'll be lustin' (Here we go) For you Now, to impress these chicks You gotta be smoother than ever No need to sweat, I'm your mentor I'm clever The ones at the bar And the ones at the pool They drink with Tammy, Sammy, Tammy From the old high school, but it's cool 'Cause I rule, multiple chicks you'll be landin' Just listen to Brandon And soon they'll be standin' with you You can leave them all smitten names Like Honey and Bambi and Bonnie and Kitten Are you listenin'? 'Cause you're now our player Just stack up the layers on your heart and then savor This flavor of freedom You gotta date 'em and leave 'em Goodbye, see you later, catch you maybe next season So you ready now Eddie? You're a chick seekin' missle So follow my plan and make all the girls whistle |