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You Know UG Gone To The Dogs (pardon the pun) When...

     ...The UGSS President can thief the UGSS money and buy Pathfinder and Guns.
   ...The UGSS President can be a GUN-TOOTING DEPORTEE.
   ...B00BS POWER and not brain power is a key factor in the UGSS Presidential
      elections.
   ...A UGSS Presidential candidate can be a complete nobody.
   ...A Vice-Presidential candidate can be the campus whore.
   ...A Fac-Rep candidate brought last in the Miss UGSS Pageant.
   ...Campus Crappo seems to have more power than the Vice-Chancellor.
   ...Coolie students voting for the coolie candidate and black students don't know who to vote for.

   You Know UG Gone To The Dogs When...

   ... A UGSS Presidential candidate has a GPA of 1.3.
   ...A UGSS Vice-Presidential candidate has a GPA of 0.0.
   ...A Fac-Rep can double as the faculty whore.
   ...A Vice-Presidential candidate failed all 8 of her first year courses.
   ...Ravi Dev finances the campaign of one of the Presidential candidates.
   ...A Vice-Presidential candidate got kicked out of the Law programme.
   ...A Presidential cadidate can be a dumb goat.


You Know UG Gone To The Dogs When...

...The coolie candidate pay one black candidate to contest so that he will split the black votes.
...Law students think they could be UGSS President and still pass law.
...campus politics is a microcosm of national politics.
...A Presidential candidate cannot speak for himself.
...Robert Farrestar and Charran thief out the UGSS money.
...Robert Farrestar thief the president and treasurer salary.
...The UGSS President's AUNT is the UGSS secretary.
...A Presidential candidate is stupid enough to have 2 campus whores on his slate.