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THE REAL UG

After you find an Unwilling Guarantor
You enter the University of Guyana as an Under Graduate
You are taught Utter Garbage by Unqualified Goons
Under Unquestionably Gross conditions
You are then rewarded with Unfair Grades

The place is an Unending Graveyard
There is always a lush Undergrowth of Grass
Campus littering ensures there are always Unclean Gutters

To pass many courses you have to do many Undertable Gestures
Or you can choose the alternative - Unadulterated Guesswork
Either way you will have Unending Grievances
Leading you to end up being an Unhappy Guy or Unhappy Girl (or Unhappy Gay)

UG is Undermanned Greatly
It is dominated by an Unsavoury Group of Unkempt Geriatrics (4site included)
And plus you are confronted with Unfailing Gambling daily

All of which will lead you to an Undesirable Grave - fast!
If you're not careful you will end up with Aids, Syphillis
Or a bout of Uncontrolable Gonoreahea

You leave as a Useless Graduate
You are therefore branded an Unemployable Graduate
And as a result you are left with the Undying Gloom of loan repayment.