Welsh people like sheep
And Scots like kilts and haggis
Americans aren't cool
Except Kurt Cobain
The Germans well they like
Penalties and stupid haircuts
But what do the French like?
The answer is one name
The man who won the World Cup for them
With two headed goals
If he hadn't scored against Brazil then
Life would be quite dull







If you feel like shit remember
Zidane we love you
If you hate yourself remember
Zidane we love you
If you find yourself ridiculous
Zidane we love you

In England, France and Italy
In England, France and Italy
In England, France and Italy
In England, France and Italy

Oh Zidane Oh Zidane Oh Zidane
Zidane we love you
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane
Everyone knows you are cool

Ben Woolmer

Oh Zidane Oh Zidane Oh Zidane
Zidane we love you
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane
Everyone knows you are cool

You might be going bald
And French and quite annoying
But you will always be
'98 player of the year
Now you play for Juventus
You brighten up our days
If you hadn't made that transfer then
You'd never hear them say:

Oh Zidane Oh Zidane Oh Zidane
Zidane we love you
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane
Everyone knows you are cool

All photos © David Brown, 1998.