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Patient Ten
( Johnny Yen at the hospital )

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this diesease
It's contagious so don't stand close, please
Poor old patient ten set himself on fire again

See the man who fell off the high-wire act
Fell fifty feet and broke his back
Poor old patient ten set himself on fire again

See the students itching to learn
Waiting for their own ward turn
Needing illness, a flu would do
If they can't make you well they'll immunise you ill
Poor old patient ten set himself on fire again
On fire again
Poor old patient ten set himself on fire again

See the swimmer and his under-water tricks
He fell off a diving board while being sick
Watch the driver who was hit by his bus
He got crushed, and it was just his luck

Poor old patient ten set himself on fire again
I said poor old patient ten set himself on fire again

See the students itching to learn
Waiting for their own ward turn
Needing illness, a flu would do
If they can't make you well they'll immunise you ill
Poor old patient ten set himself on fire again
On fire again
Poor old patient ten set himself on fire

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this diesease
It's contagious so don't stand close, please

C'mon somebody, finish him off please
Put the poor fool out of his misery
Can't you see he has had enough ?

C'mon somebody

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