I fly with my big sled
It's cold, it's the darkest hour
Presents or I'm dead, I buy them all day
Some are really cheap, extremes of Japanese crap
Hope that they desist, I hope I pray
Pulled by my 8 reindeer, my sled is out of control
I believe that unless I pull up I'll hit a wall

Oh sit down, oh sit down, oh sit down
Sit down on my knee.
Sit down, down, down ,down, down down
All kids love me.




Those who want personal stereos
Sit down on my knee.
Those who want Leo Dicaprio
Sit down on my knee.
Those who feel they want a big gun
Sit down on my knee

In town, in shops, in a big tent
In town, in shops, in a big tent
In town, in shops, in a big tent
In town, in shops, in tents

Beard. Beard.

Oh sit down, oh sit down, oh sit down
Sit down on my knee
Sit down, down ,down, down, down

Rob Barbour

Now I'm relieved to hear,
That you'd like a brand new barbie doll.
At least you do not want an expensive guitar
Now this one looks like he's spoilt
I think he thinks he's God.
But he won't get what he wants he'll get
An electric cattle prod.

Oh sit down, oh sit down, oh sit down
Sit down on my knee.
Sit down, down, down ,down, down down
All kids love me.

All photos © David Brown, 1998.