Brian quotes - Season 3
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What would you have had me do, throw myself down on my knees and beg him not
to go?
I never loved him. And even if I did,
I�d never ask him to put my needs above his
or be something he's not to make me happy.
Tell him, If he's not getting what he wants, to go find it some place else.
Why don�t you each get a prince Albert and be done with it?
302
Yea, definitely one of my top ten�thousand.
I�m gonna heave my hash browns. I don�t care what unspeakable acts
of perversion you two freaks commit in private.
Do you have to flaunt it in the faces of god fearing citizens?
But it�s nine inch night at Babylon. Any guy with more than 9 inches gets in
for free, so, I figured I�d buy your tickets.
Well, they say in the vast epitomes of space the faster you move,
the slower you age. I have to believe the same holds true for Pittsburg.
I understand, you�re in a committed relationship with -
what�s that hideous expression? Significant other?- Loser.
You see that fine upstanding young man over there?
First, I�m gonna wear out his jaw with my cock.
Then, I�m gonna reach around back and start fingering�
why not see for yourself?
303
It�s impossible. Melanie is one of the leading causes of erectile dysfunction.
Now, let's go piss off some heterosexuals
�That all men are created horny and it�s, it's okay to have a little down and
dirty fun.
304
I sincerely hope you find the dream that satisfied your existence
but until than, why don�t you buy me a drink?
305
I mean, I don�t give a fuck. You know,
whether it�s the democrat who pretends he likes you
or the republican who hates you and lets you know it.
Either way, once they�re in office, they�re not gonna do a god damn thing.
So, I say, may the best self serving son of a bitch win.
I know that you must have worked everyday of your life since you were a kid.
Playing it till your fingers were numb,
pouring your heart into every measure to make it perfect,
so that one day you would be a great artist.
But, who�s gonna hear you now?
306
The nutty professor a juice pig? I am so turned on. Here, feel.
307
If that�s any indication of your technique it�s amazing you have a boyfriend.
308
I really have to hand it to you Theodore.
Most guys who just lost everything and been humiliated in all the major media
would have too much self respect than to show their face in public, but not
you.
309
It�s a difficult question to answer giving the limitation of the language
, the conventionality of most people�s thinking.
Let�s just say, he�s the guy I fuck more than once.
310
It was such a lovely evening, Justin and I decided to take a stroll.
let's go to the back room and play good cock...bad cock
There's this new restaurant. The food got 1 star, the waiters got 4.
You want to check it out?
311
now go kiss some hands and shake some babies
what's the matter, haven't you even seen 2 guys fucking before?
Wanna finish?
312
Can�t you see I�m in the middle of someone?
So what don�t you scamper home. I�m sure your aunties are beside themselves
313
Oh look, they canceled Gay as Blazes.
well, your safe sex lecture paid off.
In a non defined, non conventional way, yea.
Well, I upheld my end, so did Hunter. Now it�s your turn.
What a shame, looks like rain.
314
You know, Stockwell may be a dick, but at least He's not a pussy
It's a shame. We'd make a lovely couple. We're both... tall
Sometimes a gay man's gotta do what a gay man's gotta do.
I�ve lived with a mother. It�s a faith worse than birth.
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