Brian and Justin quotes - Season 3
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J: a man cannot live on the back room of Babylon alone. It�ll be fun to fuck someplace different for a change. (�Liberty baths closed�) when did that happen?
B: how the fuck do I know? Come on.
J: (�Gravel pit closed until further notice�) Shit. Them too?
B: let�s try the Adonis.
J: come again. The question is where?
J: not tonight.
B: don�t you wanna party like it�s 1984?
J: there�s something I gotta do.
B: yea, me too.
(Debbie: Christ, sunshine, you look like you were up all night.)
J: I was working on a project.
B: well, if you�re done with him will you pass him on to me??
J: not that kind of project.
B: there�s a new restaurant I�d like to try. It says they got one star. The waiter�s got four. You wanna check it out?
J: yea, I�d love to; not tonight though. I�m busy.
B: another project?
B: Taylor, what are you still doing here? Let me guess, the -------- was too cheep to do this copy at Kinko�s so you offered to do it for them.
J: I told you it was just an art project for school.
B: ha, I�m sure you�ll get an A plus even if it is a bit crude and heavy handed.
J: look, I didn�t think anyone would be here this late. So, you found out my secret identity.
B: oh, well, fun�s over super boy.
J: what are you doing?
B: look, you�ve made your statement once, that�s enough. Now it�s time to cut it out.
J: I�m not gonna cut it out. I�m doing what I believe in.
B: fuck what you believe in. I�m telling you to stop.
J: you also once told me you wanted me to be the best homosexual I could possibly be, which includes not giving a shit what anyone tells me; to think for myself. Stockwell is a homophobe, he�s a fascist and he�s a threat to everything and everyone we know. Just because you don�t think so doesn�t mean that I�
B: you don�t know what I think. I don�t give a shit about stockwell. But you�re not just fucking with him you�re fucking with me. It�s my business. Now get the hell out of here.
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J: where, the fuck, are we?
B: my guess, Altoona.
J: where did you here about this place again?
B: I read about it in �O�
J: and I thought it was all dush adds
B: well, we�re gonna have to get you a subscription for your birthday. Something tells me this is it. (�Pittsburgh Powertool�). We�re here for the Feldman bar mitzvah.
J: your cock is really hard.
B: yea, try frozen solid.
J: you don�t suppose my tongue will stick to it, do you?
J: are you ok?
B: that is fucking freezing.
J: this sucks.
B: and not in a positive, life affirming way.
J: there has to be someplace else we can go.
J: that was great.
B: Aaamazing.
J: and climate controlled.
B: Stockwell�s finally done it. forced us to stay at home and fuck in our beds.
J: you�re the one who helped him.
turned us into straight law-abiding citizens.
B: call me dr. spin.
J: you could be dr. evil.
B: it�s a real beauty.
J: yea, I�m kinda proud of it myself.
B: where should we stick it?
J: city hall, police headquarters, up his ass. innoulate the fucker.
B: don�t be so sure, it�s only a poster.
J: only? Last one sent him around the bend. They even ran an editorial about it in the paper. Think of the stink when they see this one.
B: how did you get to be such a clever devil?
J: I learned from the master.
J: there�s always unemployment. I suppose you could write your memoirs. There seems to be an endless fascination among the masses with reveling in the downfall of the once mighty.
B: thanks for the career tips but I think I�ll just go to Babylon and fuck my brains out.
J: think again. The back-room�s closed.
B: the hell if we�re gonna stand around bare assed in the back of an eighteen wheeler when it�s twelve degrees.
J: I can always make my mother�s meatloaf, honey, and we can look at photos from when we took the kids to Disney World"
B: I have a better idea.
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