LOCATION:  BPs Handy Dandy Gas Station
TIME:  ??
DATE:   ???
LESSONS LEARNED FROM THIS:  Don't be in a hurry going to the bathroom!

I was with a friend getting gas.. and had to use the bathroom.... She was like.. hurry!! you we are going to miss the movie!!!
and I'm like alright .. good golly! lol...  So I go and hurry and well.. I get in the passenger side of the car.. and the Gas Station attendant started running towards the car.. and I'm like you.. paid for your gas didn't you?!? and she was like uhh Yeah DUHHH.. and I go .. Man, I wonder what she wants..  So I started to roll down the window and she was like.. I don't know how to tell you this.. but .. and I'm like what??.. FREAKING OUT.. and she goes you have toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants.  I still to this day, blame it on my friend.