LOCATION:  On a date
TIME:  Dinnertime
DATE:   Long time ago. One of my first dates.
LESSONS LEARNED FROM THIS:  Don't bite into big things!

Ok, I was eating a dinner salad.. with this guy.. He had on a white shirt.   I thought that he was awesome, so being naive and trying to be a tad bit sexy, I lusciously stuffed a cherry tomato in my mouth and well.. it was a bigggun.

I could either chew like a cow, or just bite into it all at once were my thoughts.. so I went did #2 and it just squirted out all over the place! unto his white shirt.  Needless to say, he didn't have all that great sense of humour! :)