LISAisms
WORDS/PHRASES THAT I HAVE USED
and you were probably too afraid to ask!

TA TAs -
Pronounced (ha ha with t's in front of them)

(.)(.)
Need I say more?
 
 

REE REE -
Pronounced ( like meee meee.. stressed on the e's)

Nice way - You are such a goof.. ohhh how cute you could have had an extra toe/finger at birth.  A person that probably rode the short bus to school.

Mean way - Your a f***in retard okay!?!

Used Towards - Your friends, strangers, or cyber pals.
 

ELOHSSA -

Pronounced  ( EEE LOWS  HAAA)

Nice Way - butthole, meany, a person that has done you wrong and needs to be spanked HARD!

Mean Way - It is a cussword spelled backwards and if you haven't figured that out already, refer to definition #1 of ree ree.

Used Towards - Employers, People that messed up your order at McDonalds, People driving on the street.
 
 

YOU CALLIN ME FAT?!?

Pronounced (EWWW cawwlin meee fhat?)

Nice way - This is a fun phrase to mess with people.. They are talking to you about something and you just blurt out.. hey!! you callin me fat?  Gets a couple of chuckles.

Mean way - Repeat this phrase non-stop until they stop talking to you or they bitch slap you or say it to someone that weighs about half your weight or twice your weight.

Used Towards - Any victim in site.
 
 

AARON

Pronounced (Air Ron)

Nice Way - No nice way! hehe.

Mean Way - Anybody with the name of Adam, call him Aaron and if you don't know an Adam, let me know and I can refer you to one LOLOL. :)

Used Towards - Adams

Disclaimer - I am not liable for any name calling Adam.  I will not stoop to any level.. and Gosh Darnit.. I do not look like Monica Lewinski. hehehehe. Sorry couldn't resist! =)
 
 

FREAK OF NATURE

Pronounced ( Freeek ov Nashure)

Nice Way - If you do something silly.. You will be likely to be called this.

Mean Way - If you have 2 heads or 6 eyeballs or a 15 inch penis - something that you cannot control. It is not nice to use this term towards those types of people, if you do you will be considered an Elohssa!

Used Towards - Freaks and my friends cuz they are considered Freaks ( nice way of course)
 
 

BUMPIN UGLIES

Pronounced (OOOOoooahhhhOOOo ya right there)

If you don't get this.. I might as well not even try explaining it to you.

Disclaimer:  Oh nevermind.. you gotta admit human private parts are ugly.. if you don't believe me, ask for the "Penis Bouqet" and if you don't know what parts I'm talking about.. I will show you mine if you show me yours.
 
 

MR POPPY

Pronounced (Mister Poppy)

Nice Way - Morning wood.

Mean Way - No mean way.. all morning wood is good. hhehe

Disclaimer: Ok off of perversion and unto derr.
 
 

DERR

Pronounced (Deaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Nice Way - Used when someone makes a stupid comment or had a brain fart (see description below)

Mean Way - Usually ReeRee's get told this alot.
 
 

BRAIN FART

Pronounced (Brane Fart Pshhheww) forget that last word i got carried away.

Nice Way - When someone forgets something from lack of sleep, stressed out.. or just a long day!

Mean Way - When someone has an emotional handicap, and you tell him he has a brain fart, they might take it personal.
 
 

BIG MEAN BUTT!

Pronounced ( You know I'm getting sick of pronounciations)

Nice Way - When someone is being an Elohssa but not quite an elohssa... a mild elohssa.

Mean Way - When someone has a big butt or bad gas.
 
 
 

PING PINGS

Pronounced ( peeeeng peeeengs)

Nice Way - When a female gets arroused, cold, or is named Lisa

Mean Way - No mean way I guess all guys like Ping Pings.. but it is mean to STARE at them!

Disclaimer - Ping Pings are not controlled.  Owner of ping pings should not be liable for stabbings, broken airbags or Mr Poppys and never forget. when a woman gets them.. it doesn't mean that you arroused them!!!
 
 

GOOFBALL

Pronounced (goof bawl)

Nice Way - when someone is being goofy.

Mean Way - Never a bad time to be goofy.

Disclaimer:  I stole this word from Jacque hehe.  She gets a little bit of credit for the use of this word.
 
 

OH MYLANTA

Pronounced (ooo My Lant A)

Nice way - When a goofball says or does something ... they usually get this comment.

Mean Way - Telling this comment to someone that has diarrhea or is constipated.

Disclaimer - Another word I stole from Jacque.
 
 

ETHNIC NIGHT

Pronounced (Eth  Nick  Night)

Nice Way - Get free drinks.  Happens alot when you go to Pierres.

Mean Way - When you can't understand a single word they say and they grab your butt.. Right Jacque ? hehe or try to molest you or call you 10 times in a day.
 
 

TERD

Pronounced ( terrd)

Nice Way - Similiar to a goofball.. not an elohssa ... ok ... its basically in the middle of a .....
Here I will draw you a map!
 

Bottom Kinda bad ---------------------> good

ELOHSSA ----------------------REE REE ---------------TERD---------------------GOOFBALL
 
 

WIGG OUT

Pronounced (Wigg Out)

Nice Way - This is what Freak of Natures do in my book.  Caused by lots of things.. excitement, stress.. you name it.. Frankly the whole world is wigging out.

Mean way - Use this comment to someone that is going bald.
 

WOOHOO

Pronounced (whoo whoo)

Nice Way - A womans crotch

Mean Way - c**t, p***y, sn***h




















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