LOCATION:  Cruising in Huntington
TIME:  11 pm.
DATE:   Friday or Saturday.. a long time ago when cruising was cool.
LESSONS LEARNED FROM THIS:  Don't talk to strangers!

Me and an old friend named Roni was doin laps in Huntington.. OK.. BACK WHEN CRUISING WAS COOL! and well we seen this guy walking on the sidewalk..he looked all lonely ... (of course later on you will see there was a reason for this) so I pulled over and the nice person that I am started talking to him.... He just looks at me weird.. and whips down his pants and starts spanking it IN PUBLIC!!!  I squeel my little 4 cylinder car and I looked at Roni and said.. Did you see that?!?? and she is laughing, so I started laughing and people had to hear us laughing down the road.

We do another lap.. and the Freak is still there .. I start getting a migrane from laughing so hard.. cuz he is still stroking it.. and at this point .. I'm like Roni.. we need to go find the police.. and she goes.. yeah.. what a freak!  I say, If he is there when I go another lap, we will go to the police station.  I drive by again.. (Mind you he has been doing this like 15 min.) and he is still there.. I scream out the window .. LISTEN this aint funny, I'm gonna go find the police.. and he bends his knees.. with a raspy voice and says.. hey how does it look.. ?!?

That does it.. I accelerate then notice him taking off running.

About a year later in hair school.. I ran into some girls, that lived in Huntington.. I told them the story and they go No way!! There was this guy that followed the band around streaking his body!
I'm thinking.. this is a Legend.

If you are ever in the Huntington, Indiana area.. Watch out for Johnny Creme!