1.    Name ______________________________

2.    Address ____________________________

3.    Credit Card # _______________________

4.    Do you speak English?  Yes    or     No
        If no.. Please stop and go HERE

5.     Do you like to ask perverted questions?  I mean really perverted.. like will you sit on your
         scanner and scan your woohoo?   Yes    or    No.
         If yes.. Please stop and go   HERE

6.     How many words do you type per minute?  If less then 10... give me a time and place where
         I  can expect your next sentence.  Don't worry I'll probably be gone by the next time you type
         me out a sentence.

7.     Do you have a legit picture and not one off of a model site?
         If no... Please stop and go HERE

8.     Can you hold a decent conversation and not just ask the questions, Age, Sex and location?
         Yes     or      No
         If no.. .Please stop and go HERE
 

9.      Are you married and use the internet as some cheap way of picking up women?
          Yes    or    No
          If yes... Please stop and go HERE
 

10.     Are you a pathological liar and have no friends?
           Yes    or    No
           If yes..... Please stop and go HERE
 

If you have made it to the bottom... without having to go to another site.. You have been

APROVED.... Congratulations!