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"Mom's Dictionary |
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Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again |
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Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert |
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Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster |
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Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots |
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Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him |
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Grandparents:The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right |
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Hearsay:What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word |
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Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid |
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Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say |
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Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings |
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Puddle:A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it |
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Show-Off: A child who is more talented than yours |
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Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to you last baby's pacifier by blowing on it |
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Top Bunk:Where you should never put a child wearing Superman Pajamas |
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Two Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises |
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Verbal: Able to whine in words |
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Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house |
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Weekend:When dad gets to play golf while mom catches up on the laundry,cleans the house,runs errands,etc |
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Special thank you to GranGran for allowing me to use her work. Visit her site if you don't you're missing out on a great adventure! |
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Thanks to Kentucky Lady for her graphics. Click on this to visit her site |
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