| 8. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. One usually makes a better pie. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. |
| 1. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." |
| *~!~*Jokes*~!~* |
| 2. Q=Why cant a blonde dial 911? A= she cant find the 11 number |
| 3. One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box'' |
| 4.How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree 5.Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself |
| 6..What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot. |
| 7.One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too'' |
| I DONT THINK BLONDES ARE THIS DUMB BUT I THINK THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY!!! |
| NOT ALL ARE BLONDE JOKES!! |
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