| *~!~*Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes*~!~* |
| Is uranus a black hole?
I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease: Children The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly Stupidity is not a crime so you�re free to go " I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!" " Watch out for the idiot behind me!" Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. Learn from your parent�s mistakes use birth control He who laughs last thinks slowest. All men are idiots, and I married their king. Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!! Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's butt and wait! Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young We're not old people we're recycled teenagers! IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE |
| I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. ...and i should care, why? 0-60 in 15 minutes! 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. 7 days with out Jesus makes one weak A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean car is a sign if sick mind. A day without sunshine is like, night. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night A fool and his money are a girl's best friend. A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind Adults are just kids with money. Age is a high price to pay for maturity All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Always Remember: You�re Unique, Just Like Everyone Else. AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It! Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education. Are you following Jesus this close? As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse? Be Nice To Your Kids; They�ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home. Be the kind of friend you'd want. |
| Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are two. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please.... BooYah! Boys Lie!Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals. Buy American! Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ?? Careful, I�m not wearing clean underwear! CAUTION! I drive like you do! |
| Change a life; make someone feel important.
Change is good...you go first! Condoms are easier to change than diapers! Conserve toilet paper - use both sides. Conserve water - Shower with a friend Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your BUTT? Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Did you check if your horn works? Did you just fart or did you always smell that way? Disappointed? Too bad! Do I look like a freakin' People Person? Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn. Do not put a question mark where God put a period. Flies spread disease, keep yours closed! |