Villain: My plans� foiled again! My super-laser� deactivated! I must know how! How did you discover my secret headquarters? Was it the exotic water snake I sent to destroy you?
Detective: Snake?
Villain: Yes! The deadly reticulated pit viper that my faithful manservant, Jarvis, put in your house to kill you in your sleep!
Detective: There wasn�t any snake.
Villain: Wait� you live at 648 Evergreen?
Detective: No� I live in 646. You must have killed Mrs. Robinson, my elderly neighbor!
Villain: Ah yes! Mrs. Robinson! No longer will she meddle in my affairs of world domination!
Detective: What are you talking about?! She was a vegetable!
Villain: Oh, well played, Detective. This deadly game of Cat-and-Mouse will continue unabated!
Detective: Stop talking like that!
Villain: Your tyrannical ways do not vex me!
Detective: Do you even know what tyrannical means?! Listen, I just found your �secret island headquarters� because it�s in the middle of the penguin enclosure! I�m a zoologist!
Villain: Zoo� ologist� of course! A devious plan, my nefarious nemesis, moving about the commoners, disguised as a lowly laborer. I see� you are more formidable than I once thought.
Detective: There�s no plan! Just remove your garbage from the enclosure. The rock hoppers are getting upset!
Villain: Oh, you�re good. However my vengeance will not be swift nor will it be entertaining. In fact I will draw out over years and years in such a subtle manner you will have to wonder if the misery in your life is manifest or the machinations of Leonardo Leonardo� or a third� thing�
Detective: That�s it! I�m calling the cops.

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