Odd e-mails
       Yes, even I become vexed by the things I see in my surroundings and e-mails are, by no accord, different. Here are some choice examples.
This just makes me wonder.
   
  
      "Thomas E. Cusumano"  <[email protected]> wrote:
AJ should die but first he should be exposed as the  blue-faced smurf that he is.
        P. S. You should also die
     P. S. S. You should also get a scanner

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This is kind of related to my website. Sorta. It's from [email protected]

Dear Alec,
    you weren't at school today.  I depend on the income from your pizza purchase to feed my wife and six kids, plus my other wives and my two dogs, and my cat and goldfish and a partridge in a pear tree.  ok, so i just
want the money.  so sue me.  Brittanie's sick too.  kinda a      shame.  guess you just sat around today and ate. (can't....control....envy..... becoming......homocidal...) on a lighter note i appreciated your update, even though i'm a bit miffed you didn't tell me yourself.  ok, i admit it, I just wanted to say "miffed".  hope you rot in hell, i mean feel better. 
                                  Eric
This final one is from my dad, who should have known better. It seems nice until you realize this was in the subject line.

Very impressive Alex - you have real talent -
Running out of original ways to say go back to the index.
Quite odd declares me, Alec. This was from Kevin Re.

I don't have time for you.  I am not going to write you mail.  I dont have  time.  So, I really dont know why I'm writing this cause I really dont have  time.  I have a good acronym  fro you.  Woot:  Who opened Omar's trunk?
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