Get the latest reality-check toy for your kids (or for your personal absurdities collection), the "Elite Force Aviator" alias George W. Bush Full Metal Jacket Plastic Doll, before it's sold out, like the cool "Military Forward Command Post" shown further down below.

I certainly missed the "Uday and Qusay Corpse Action Figures" in the sortiment, but I'm confident they are in the making ....

Sick, but true: The American Nightmare, materialized in the wonderful world of kid's toys. (Can you imagine, what kind of maniacs are being created by the "toy" industry from an early age on?)

Your guess what's next in the sortiment? My bet: "Fiction Meets Reality" - a special, limited edition of the "Elite Force Governor": Arnold Schwarzenegger as Terminator, I mean Governor of California.

Full Metal Jacket Plastic George:

Modernized Dollhouse Version a.k.a Military Forward Command Post:

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