The Maiden Voyage of Jeff's Jurassic Park Bike:(Narrated by Robert Muldoon - Park Security) Time to field test Jeff's new contraption, and see if it makes it back without any parts falling off. Fitted with one of INGEN's latest GPS Dino tracking devices, walkie-talkies, and two Lindstradt pistols, just in case. Today, our mission will be to scout the island (Isla Cayo Hueso) for escaped dinosaurs. Myself, (Robert Muldoon) will be escorting the young Mr. Martin around the island, and photo-documenting all that we encounter. 
Left the house bright and early to get a head start on the Dinos. This time of the day is when they are most active. 
Encountered early signs of dinosaur proximity. Someone call Arnold and tell him we've got another Triceratops wandering the compound. 
Mid afternoon. The heat is unrelenting. Still no sign of Dinosaurs. 
Where could they be? 
Bumped into my old friend Christopher Walken. Still no Dinos. 
Finally as the day drew to a close we had reached the end of the line, the Southernmost point of the Island. Sadly, not a Dino to be found. Oh well there's always tomorrow. 
Listening for echoes of a distant time, somewhere, in Jurassic Park... |
