 Jill: Hello George. George: Bonjour Miss Jill. Jill: Oh, so nice to hear manners for once. Ready for your interview? George: Of course. Please, ask away. Jill: Alright. First off, State your name and what you do. George: My name is George de Sand and I'm the gundam fighter for Neo-France. Jill: Okay! Let's see...oh I know! I have something I'm dying to know... George: *raise brow* Oh? And what would that be? Jill: Well, it just....WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO YOUR HAIR?! George: *shock* Excuse me? Jill: I mean, look at it! How much gel does that take? George: I...I... Is that really one of the interview questions? Jill: Oh come on George. I'll let you in on secret...I don't have any interview questions. You agreed to the interview so you have to answer. George: Well, fine. My hair grows like this. Jill: *choke* George: Are you alright? Jill: *cough* Yes, I'm...fine. There is no way it grows like that. George: No, really it does. Now is this all we are going to talk about? Jill: Well, I can't think of much else to ask. *thinks for a minute* hmmm...Are you gay? George: O_O WHAT?! Miss Jill, that is out of line! What gives you such an idea? Jill: Oh, just the whole rose thing and that you just come across fruity. George: No, I'm not gay. Don't you have any normal questions? Jill: HAve you ever worn make-up? George: NO! Honestly, Miss Jill...please. Jill: Worn a dress? George: O_O I don't have to put up with this. Isn't there anything else you want to know? Jill: Not really no. Bye Bye Frenchie! *walk off* George: Frenchie? What a strange girl she is. O_O |