 Jill: Hello, Major Ulube. Ulube: Hello, can I help you? Jill: Just one small little thing... Ulube: An interview? Jill: *blink* Yeah. How did you know? Ulube: Well, I have you scheduled in for this time. You're actually a few minutes late. Jill: Uh, oh... really... well okay then... Ulube: You need to work on being on time. I am a busy man you know.... Jill: I'm sorry, shall we get started then? Ulube: Yes, please... Jill: First things first... Who are you and what do you do? Ulube: I'm Major Ulube Ishikawa. I am an officer of Neo-Japan's military. I supervise the colony's Gundam development program. I use to be a Gundam Fighter... oh and I tried to take over the universe. Jill: Wow, quite a resume you got going there. Ulube: Next question... come on, keep it moving... Jill: *blink* Uh... okay... So what was it like to try and take over the universe. Ulube: I almost had it... it would have been great! The power was amazing...That STUPID Shuffle Alliance ruined everything! Jill: Heh, yeah... bummer... Ulube: Don't pause for small talk! Next question... Jill: Uh... well... >_><_< DO you shine that metal plate? It's really shiny... Ulube: *raises a brow* Excuse me? Jill: Well, do you... I mean it's really shiny... Ulube: No, I don't shine it. Jill: ...well okay... um... so do you have a face under there or is the skin all ripped off? Ulube: Must we discuss my face? Jill: I wanna know... honest...spill it! Ulube: I have to wear this for a reason... I'm leaving it at that. Jill: Can you take it off? Ulube: Just drop it. I have to wear it... that's all I'm going to say. Jill: Fine fine... Uh lets see... Ulube: Stop staring! Jill: I can't help it! I mean...you have a metal plate on your face! Ulube: Didn't your mother ever teach you it's not polite to stare!? Jill: If you were stuck on a desert island, could you reflect light off your face to flag down help? Ulube: What kind of question is that? Jill: I bet you could blind someone if you aimed it right! Ulube: Enough of this! Get out! I'm a very busy man and have no time for your games! Jill: Awwww...fine... I still say it's really shiny... Ulube: GET OUT NOW! Jill: Eep! *runs* Ulube: Shine my face...*shakes head* really... |