Fun Things To Do While In A Lift
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"SHUT UP, all of you just SHUT UP!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
"Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Stare at another passenger for a while. Then repeat in horror:
"You're one of THEM!!!"
Practice basic gymnastic moves such handstands, the splits, or summersault.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Say "Ding!" at each floor - regardless if the elevator stops.
Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
