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| Here you will find English translations of my favorite articles from magazines like Myojo, Potato, and Wink-up. Please enjoy! Bloopers and Happenings (Myojo) 1. When KinKi Kids were on "Music Station" and sang "Sukininatteku Aishiteku", Kouichi sang the verse "itsumo kokoro ni kureta" (you always gave it to me in my heart) instead of the correct verse "yasashii kimochi wo kuretane" (you gave me kind feelings). He must have realized that he made a mistake because he grinned a little. 2. On "Music Jump" Jr's Murakami Shingo tried to help Takki up who was lying on the floor, and Rrrrip! The seat of Shingo's pants ripped! How embarrassing!! 3. On "Pikaichi Special" Kouichi read the "closed" sign on a store's door as "closet". Gee... 4. On "Express" when Arashi was a guest, Matsu-Jun introduced their song "Horizon" as "Horoizon". Sakurai Sho didn't miss his chance to make a joke out of it! 5. On "27 Hour TV" during "Bistro SMAP", Takuya had a piece of rice stuck on his chin, Goro told him, and Takuya's desperate search for it on his face was so cute! 6. On "Love Love Aishiteru" when the comedian group "Neptune" was the guest, during their singing performance, Kouichi's guitar hit the posing Hori-Ken's head be accident. Ouch! 7. On "Music Station" when Arashi was a guest, members from the band Bon Jovi were playing hand games over Arashi's Aiba Masaki's head. 8. On "Music Station" when V6 was a guest, during their performance, Miyake Ken did a couple of spins too many and tottered around a bit before bumping into the singing Inohara. Inohara smilied....how cute! 9. On "Waratte Iitomo" when Sakurai Sho was a guest, one of the cards on the flower arrangments for him read, "For KAZE's (Wind's) Sakurai Sho". tsk, tsk... 10. On "Music Station" when V6 was a guest, during their performance, Morita Go grabbed Miyake Ken's microphone by mistake after putting it down to do a back-flip. Poor Ken looked around frantically for a mike to use and grabbed Go's REAL mike just in time to sing. Go smiled apologeticly afterwards....but he did the exact same thing to Okada Junichi a couple of days later on "Pop Jam"! 11. On "Music Station" Koyanagi Yuki was talking about the previous pets that she owned and when she talked about her pet turtle, in the background, Matsu-Jun from Arashi pointed at himself and mouthed "Me?". (For those who don't understand, Matsu-Jun's old nickname was turtle.) 12. On "Summer Snow" right after Natsuo (Tsuyoshi) comes home, he starts to help making hamburger patties without washing his hands with soap....ew! 13. On the corner "1 out of 6" on "Mahha V6", Morita Go took a sniff of the oxygen mask that contained the stinky air and he was gagging in the background. 14. On the ending of "Shichinin no Samurai~ J-ke no Hanran" ("Seven Samurai~ J's Household Rebellion"), Yasuda-kun spilled his tea and Imai Tsubasa yelled "Maruyama~!". Umm...Tsubasa...it was Yasuda not Maruyama who spilled his tea.....please remember your names! Translation from KinKi Kid's radio program (Wink-up) Title: "Nagase Tomoya: Gotta Love Him" Kouichi: (Reading a postcard) "Last time, Higashiyama Noriyuki (Shonentai) said on a tv show that some dude in a 5 man group kept a watermelon that he gave him for a whole year! Knowing that Nagase Tomoya (Tokio) saved the condensed milk that Kouichi gave him, it must be him!" Yes, this is definatly Nagase. Tsuyoshi: Yup, afterall, he was farming mushrooms on that watermelon (laughs). Actually, he's done something that should get him into the Guiness Book of Records or something. K: The man who grew mushrooms on a watermelon....(laughs) T: That really did surprise me. K: The house he used to live in was really awful. T: That really WAS something! It was all musty. K: There were zombies living there, honestly. When we were talking in his room, noises were coming from the next room but Nagase didn't even notice. When I asked, "What was that sound?", Nagase said that something must have fallen. T: Yeah...there were at least 2 of them (zombies) living there. In the bathrooms and in the rooms down the hall. K: You know, he had two bathrooms and they were both clogged (laughs). T: Yup, that really surprised me. And when I asked him, "Where do you go?", he said, "right here". (laughs) K: But he's matured a lot recently. Like the way he thinks and stuff. T: Does he still talk about "Doraemon" (a kid's cartoon)? K: (laughs) Nope. Not anymore. T: Once, when I went to his house, he showed me a Guns and Roses music video. He showed me this musician side of him but then, before I knew it, we were talking about "Doraemon". This huge difference between topics startled me. (laughs). K: Nah, but he really has matured. Although, his cell phone ringer is "GonGonGonta no Sasami-jerkey" (a song from a cute commercial for dog food) (laughs). BACK |
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