SOME MOVIE QUOTES THAT ARE RAD TO THE MAX
FIGHT CLUB:
"Lost in oblivion, dark and silent and complete, I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom"
"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
"We just had a near-life experience."
AMERICAN BEAUTY:
"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again."
"It's ok, I wouldn't remember me either."
"Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die"
DONNIE DARKO:
Donnie: �Why do you where that stupid rabbit suit?�
Frank: �Why do you where that stupid man suit?�
"Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end."
"If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories."
THE BIG LEBOWSKI:
Walter:[pulls out a gun] "Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain."
Smokey: "Yeah but-"
Walter: [shouting] "A world of pain."
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: "Jesus."
Jesus: "You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
"The Dude abides."
RESERVOIR DOGS:
"I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, I'm going to torture you anyway."
"If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next."
"Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit."
Joe:"And you are Mr. Pink."
Mr. Pink: "Why am I Mr. Pink?"
Joe: "Cause you're a faggot, ok?"
Mr blonde: "Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?"
Mr. White: [laughs] "Shit.. You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
"All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you aren't going to get."
REQUIEM FOR A DREAM:
�Be excited, be, be excited!�
PULP FICTION:
"No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here."
"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"
Jules: "I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the calvery which should be coming directly."
Marsellus: "You ain't got no problem Jules. I'm on the moterfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly."
"Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers get accidentally shot."
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
"Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone."
NATURAL BORN KILLERS
Mickey: "I realized my true calling in life."
Wayne Gale: "What's that?"
Mickey: "Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer."
"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
"It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder."
ALICE IN WONDERLAND:
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
AMERICAN HISTORY X:
"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."
"I believe in death, destruction, chaos filth and greed."
FINAL FANTASY:
"You are just a puppet. You have no heart and cannot feel any pain."
"Strength without determination means nothing, and determination without strength is equally useless."
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."
TAXI DRIVER:
"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok. "
"Let me tell you something. You're in a hell, and you're gonna die in a hell, just like the rest of 'em!"
BACK TO THE FUTURE:
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit."
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
"1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 gigawatts?!"
CADDY SHACK:
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."
DAZED AND CONFUSED:
"Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!"
Wooderson: "Say, man, you got a joint?"
Mitch: "No, not on me man."
Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
"Oh man I'm fuckin' wasted!"
A CHRISTMAS STORY:
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
DOGMA:
"People only want to hear the good shit...life eternal, a place in God's heaven...but as soon as you hear that you're gettin' all this good shit from a black Jesus, you freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your savior."
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."
"Church laws are fallible because they're created by man."
"The humans have besmirched everything bestowed on them. They were given Paradise, they threw it away. They were given this planet, they destroyed it. They were favored best among all His endeavors, and some of them don't even believe He exists! And in spite of it all, He's shown them infinite fucking patience at every turn. What about us? I asked you...once to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them. What was the result? Our expulsion from Paradise! WHERE WAS HIS INFINITE FUCKING PATIENCE THEN?! IT'S NOT RIGHT, IT'S NOT FAIR! We've paid our debt. Don't you think it's time? Don't you think its time we went home? and to do that, i think we have to dispatch of our would-be dispatchers."
"Snootchie Bootchies"
"Oh, I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-lifemate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's asses if i hadn't represented."