Now the idea has occurred to me over the years that people have questions about life, and up until this point I haven't done anything about it. But now I will create the most intensely fierce Q and A junt ever in the history of man ever. The answers you couldn't find yourself will now come from a higher authority: me of course. Just E-mail those blunts to me and I'll answer them and post them right here.
submitted by: Carla
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submitted by: J-Lo
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submitted by: Johannes
You've got blunts, I've got answers: [email protected]
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Q: What exactly is a junt?
A: Ahhhh.... yes..... the age old question: Just what is a junt? Well Carla, you see a junt is everything and anything you want it to be. Anything you could possibly think of ever is a junt! It can be organic, inorganic, the beginning, the end, noun, verb, adverb, adjective, conjunction, preposition, good, bad, ugly, sad, happy, stupid, excellent, spitze, the moon, my dog, your dog, a cat, the chacupacabra, ratman, the game, a car, alive, dead, heaven, hell, existent, nonexistent, visible, invisible, me, you, your mother, my mother, your best friends mother, a chair, halo, Einstein's theory of relativity, Saturn, mario, satan, cupids, batman, life, death, fire, water, carl, movies, dvd's, homo erectus, anything you could possibly name a junt will be. Example sentence using the word junt: "I'm gonna go junt some junt." Translation: "I'm gonna go eat some cheese", or "I'm gonna go play some halo", or "I'm gonna go kill some folk"
Q: Why the heck is David Bowie so awesome I can't even freaking stand it?
A: Well... this sure is a hard one to answer. David Bowie is so freakin awesome that you wanna uppercut your dog right in its nuts because... he's David Bowie. I mean it's kinda like a law that he has to be so freakin awesome, because if he wasn't, how could he ever pull off Ziggy Stardust? I guess the closest association to why David Bowie is so intensely rad is the same reason that ninjas are so rad: they're friggin crazy, unpredictable, hate pirates, and will chop your head right off without even thinkin twice, no thinkin happenin there, just right off... no more head for you. And as you lay there headless, your wandering eyes look up see David Bowie (or Ziggy Stardust depending on what time frame your head was hacked off) and only one thought runs through your mind "Wow, this guy is one intensely rad man, he's freakin awesome as crap."
Q: I know you like the pepporoni "nectar", but what's your favorite flavor of momma's "nectar"???
A: Now don't get me wrong, the varieties of Momma's cheese (or "nectar" as you refer to them) are endless, that is there's always a different form of yeast Megan's mom can be infected with. But I think my favorite (by far I might add) would be the kind that's got the consistency and texture of cottage cheese: slightly runny, but has quite a many a lump throughout the juice for you to chew on and savor. Momma's cheese is hard to come by though, (specially the "Radical Runs" as I call them; only a certain time of the year can i get that most tasteful flavour) and vary rarely do I get it for free; Megan's mom often has me "please" her if ya catch my drift. But I will do anything and I mean ANYTHING to have my nourishment.