
Above: a picture of me looking like jesus, we just thought it was pretty funny

Above: a picture of me rollin out and gettin crunk (this is a rare site, i only show this part of me on the eighty-third minute of the eighty-third hour of the eighty-third week of the eighty-third month of the eighty-third year) that's rare, negro. So cut me some slack jack, i don't speak jive. p.s. ask the jive turkey "What then to me?"

Come get your nice presents little kiddies, I promise I won't kill your face.

Just a picture of me bein drunk and a sailor at the same time. Imagine that a drunken sailor.

If I knew any Mexican I would be writin in Mexican write now, but I take German...and no one has ever heard of a German Latino.

I'm tired of them children always tryin to get me lucky charms...I'm not gonna take it anymore...let them try to get em now...

Yea, this is me and allen dukin it out at random things fest '98. It looks like someone's goin to be takin someone's soul before this things over. Agreed?

Allen was feelin down after his last appearance as a clown at a satan's child's birthday party. (they put feces in his tea; he didn't like that so much)

Wakefield Tyner Washburn. He's like the wind... Screw that---He is the WIND!!! Once he starts there ain't no stoppin him. All he lacks in coordination, he makes up for with his speed. And don't back talk him... he'll hit you 47 times before you even know that he moved. That's right... You'll be dead long before you hit the ground.

Don't even think about questioning this. This is my posse.

Yea, that's me and Paul in sixth grade or somethin. Wow, that was a long time ago...We were so innocent then. What happened? Ohh...yeah...We met Philip.

Yup...that would be Jeff destroying the world...you know...just, just kinda blows up...you know...just blows up...

Ohh yea, this is reeeaaalll humerous Jeff. Uhh...you'll be getting what's comin to you sooner or later. You might want to watch out for that thing called the mafia, I don't know if you've heard of them before but let's just say they're some good friends of mine.

Yet another excellent pic of us average people.

Truly a work of satan or simply noted a WOS.

And to think Ben goes to Christian Brothers. Hmmmm... They've never seen him on the weekend.

It's F.J.---Fatrick James. HE'S SO FAT!!! You can't stop that.

YOU WILL DIE!!

ANARCHY MARKY AND SUPERSAM: DEFENDERS OF THE UNIVERSE
(not pictured: Kaptain Karl; because she's a huge poser!!!)

Yea my friend Santa isn't doin so hot.

So many wounds, you can't stop that.