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Bush blows. Seriously, if you’re a
Republican, you’re wrong. And you Democrats better shut the hell up because
you’re not any better you pansy ass queers. Not only that, but I’m also sick
and tired of hearing people say, “I voted for Bush because I’m a Republican
dammit!” You obviously also voted for Bush because you’re a dumbass with no
excuse to breathe, as well as one ignorant bastard. Let’s review the facts,
shall we? He has good morals! Yes, and I have a
twelve-foot dick that has enough cum to drown the continent of Africa. This
quite obviously isn’t true, because it’s thirteen feet. This is the man who
went on record on allowing more executions in the state of Texas than any
other governor before him- combined. Sick bastard, isn’t he? He fights for freedom! I quote: “There ought to
be limits to freedom.” He’s a Christian! John Kerry is a Christian.
Well, more of Christian X-TREME!! which is also known as Catholic. I am a
Christian, and you quite obviously won’t vote for me. And Hitler was a
Christian, and what a great thing he did! He exterminated six million Jews,
which led to the theft of a country to give land to the Jews, thusly creating
a more greatly disputed territory. Then again, I suppose there are plenty of
parallels between Bush and Hitler- don’t believe me, look them up. If you
don’t look them up, then believe me. That simple. He’s smart! Go to hell. That’s all I’m willing to
talk about now without getting a severe blood pressure spike thusly causing
my heart to stop due to a lack of protein for becoming a vegetarian thusly
causing blood to stop coursing through my veins putting me in great pain and
having to call an ambulance which will cost me approximately the same price
as a new heart would creating yet another blood pressure spike and
putting me throughout this entire process again and becoming very
stressed out and pissed, and not to mention even poorer than before. But I
suppose this all for nothing, considering dumbasses were mass-spawned and
voted Bush into his second term as the United States President. I’m off to go
spin around a lot, throw up, and repeat the process until I pass out. And yes,
I will have an end sentence, but no, it more than likely won’t apply to
anything I’ve written. Predator could still kick Arnold’s
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