Once upon a time a litltle Swedish man decided to buy a llama. The man named the llama "Lars". Lars was a nice llama, but then he saw a little boy llama be kidnapped....... from that day on, he became known as "Ralph the Wonder Llama" for his heroic crime-fighting deeds. This is his story..........
Thursday: i like cheese. cheese is yummy. cheese is our friend. cheese is cheesy--not peachy, cheesy. mmmmmmmmm... buuurrgeeerr...
today i evolved into a blob. i'm a happy blob. i like cheeessee....
Saturday, (HEE-HEE!), 2,000,000,000 (I LAUGH AT EVOLUTIONISTS AND THEIR FOLLY!) B.C. (A-HAHAHH-HHA-AHAHAHAHAHAHA!): today i evolved into a litlle cloud (hee-eee) im a happy cloud..(long, hopeless tangent spanning millions of years [hee-hee] of hard evolution--in SPURTS! AHHAHHAHAHAHH! I LAUGH AT EVOLUTIONISTS AND THEIR FOLLY!*)..................................
Tuesday, 2000 B.C.: mmm. pi. i like pi. it's a yummy mathematical theory.. today i evolved (IN SPURTS! AHAHHAHAH-HA-HA-AHA-HA-HA-HA@!) into (cough) a VICUNA! i'm a happy vicuna. i like cheese.(long, hopeless tangent spanning thousands o' years o' hard evolution--IN SPURTS!!!! A-HA-HA-HA!).........
932 AD: today i evolved (hee-hee) into Ralph, the Great White Wonder Whooping Llama of Happiness. i'm happy..
Wednesday, October 23, 2003: today i evolved (heee-hee!) into THE GREAT WHITE LLAMA! i am the leader of the llamas! i win!
*Disclaimer: This site is intended to offend evolutionists. I apologize to all you people out there who are not evolutionists for not putting more laugh-at-able anti-evolutionist material in. I am sorry.
