One day a farmer need to feed the cows. So he went out to feed the cows. Then he remembered that he had to give them water, so he put the pot of tofu down and went inside to get some water. He got the pot of water and was leaving when he remembered abou the pot of tofu. So he went back inside and got both pots. Then he relized he couldnt open the door. So he put the pots down and wrote a letter to the sewing factory about his problem. He got a reply nine years later. He opened it... and out fell coupons! They said 4 cents off the next sewing machine! He lived happily ever after. The end.
One day there was a fuzzy doorknob named William Shakesphere! There was an evil elevator, also know as evilator. The doorknob was fuzzy, friend, and hard to turn. Sign my chair. Scientists were researching overactive lemurs when they discovered the earth was triangular. The doorknobs favorite number was 38. My house has more than 2 rooms! The doorknob liked to collect christmas stockings and ice skating. Bacon like to spend most of their time golfing. The fuzzy doorknob like the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'. The end.
One day there were three lemon socks. They wanted to go on a quest, so they got a book and painted the walls. Then they made a paper toliet out of toliet paper. Next they played football with clothespins. They then decided to learn how to play the baratone. At teh end of the day they went to sleep. They were very tired after a cup of decaffinated coffee. Then he died. The end.
One day an elephant eating cheese balls was traveling throught a land ruled by air vents. He asked a meatball-covered plow where to find a sacred nightcap. Two seconds later he was standing in front of one! He had always wanted to see one before he died. Then he died. The end.
One day a goose name Rodrick decided to paint his shoe gold. He wanted a toothbrush to paint it with. So he asked his teddy bear that was covered in mustard to help him find his megaphapion. Then he met a purple piece of toast named Sara who helped him find his toothbrush. It hopped up and down. Then Harry Potter put a spell on it. Then Rodrick, Sara, and Harry painted their shoe gold. The end.