"Play with his mind now, play with his body later"

"Damn the man..."

"Sex is bad, bad is sin; sin's forgiven so sex is in"

"It's not the size of the boat~ it's the motion in the ocean that counts"

"I do what the voices in my head tell me to do"

"To the world you may only be one person- to one person you may be the world"

"True beauty comes from within, but it doesn't hurt to have some on the outside as well"

Do you beleive in love at first sight or am I going to have to walk by you again?

"In the end, we just all want to be loved"

"Roses are red, violets are blue.God made me pretty... what the hell happened to you?!"

"No, it's not PMS- I just hate you"

"Be nice to me- I may be your boss someday"

"Zero to b*tch in 4.1 seconds"

"A woman with PMS and ESP is a b*tch that knows everything"

"Never frown~ you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile"

"Modesty is yet another thing I'm great at"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"Sex is not the answer. It is the question, and 'Yes' is the answer"

"Man made alcohol, God made marijuana... who are you gonna trust"

"Trust in God, but lock your car"

"It's not illegal unless you get caught"

"Experience is something that doesn't come until after you've needed it"

"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3"

If it doesn't bite, fuck it"

"No boobies in Jazz Band"

"I'm not mean... I'm just honest"

FHS Senior Class of 2002... "We On Our Way!"

"The problem with people is when they aren't drunk, they're sober"

"Reality is an illusion due to lack of alcohol"

"Speed limits are arbitrary figures given only as suggestions"

"I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers.
Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight"

"Hearts will never be practical until they are made to be unbreakable"

"I always knew that looking back on my tears would make me laugh,
but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would make me cry"

"I think the knight in shining armor that was supposed to sweep my off my feet
got lost in the woods.."
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