| Random Jokes and Things |
| *Maybe yes, Maybe no... *That's not good... *New York, New York!!!!! *Truth, Dare, Fire!!!!!! *I'm a little tea pot... *Jollyranchers! *The lamp... Do I turn you on, or off?! click *Becky's make up... *Sara Kramer from next door... *Frankie spitting in Courtney's face at Six Flags on a rollercoaster! GO FRANKIE! *Hershey Park- never trust Sarah with your bookbag there... *Cardboard Cops! *Almost breaking into Snoopy's house... |
| *Thanks for helping me and Sarah, Anthony! (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer) *Donuts and big containers of oil *Horny Teachers! GO EMMY!!!! *Brandon and Jeremy having cyber sex... then J's motion lotion.... hehehe *Jeremy and the g-strings... *CHC *Dime a minute *Yah, Matt... I love strawberries! LOL *Snikelfritz and the weedwacker... *Sarah laughs funny! (and snorts... jkd!) *Harangu-ie! *Ewwwwyyyyy!!!!!! right, Dan! *Les gar�ons dans ma classe d'anglais sont pauvrent et habitent dans une bo�te � la rue! (translation- the guys in my english class are poor and live in a box on the street, right Michelle, ma grosse patate! jkd!) *New Kids On The Block! *Weird dreams of pinches, bagel factories Doug in a bikini and Marcie and Sally at lamaze... *Hey Danny- all guys do WHAT again?!... *Senority Rules! right, Tara!!!!! *JEB! right, "Nancy"!!!!!! *We found our prom dresses at Zainy Brainy, right, Sarah! LOL *Mr. Ed... and the dinosaur Mat(t)!!!! *SB! *Hey Becky- Does Aaron make you horny, baby?! *Window shopping at Abercrombie and colllecting bags *Jeremy and Jimmy at the pond... It's All John's fault! |
| *Human Futon at Herndon! hehehe *Kevin "Touby" and his obsession with Pearberry... *Band's a cult, right Joey! Don't smile now! Have you ever seen a happy cult?! *"Jeff, those weren't Dan's knees..." *Kevin's my teddy bear boy because he's so big and squishy! LOL *Drumline hotties!!!!! *Doug losing his pants on the track during MB practice... *The poltergeist at VA Beach... *AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S FREDDY!!!!!! *I wish I could be as cool as Maga... *Ash-wee: BANG BANG!!! *Green Soup and purple smoothies, Anya! *Backstreet's Back! Alright! *Adam's gay.... That's awesome! *Doug! I LOVE YOU, BABY!!!!! (jkd!) *Quick! Let's take Quebecca's french horn apart! *Stealing mouth pieces in band... *Goerge and Bob! (and Mrs Bob and the little Goerges- right, Becky?!) *Becky, I promise to clean off your mouth piece since you don't trust Adam... *Aaron "head dancing" to cymbal crashes and doing a number of oddities with his mallets... *Becky, I promise to bring you tissues for graduation! (sniff, sniff!) *Myrtle Beach! *The "wicked" bus... *All hail Nancy! *Chubby Bunny! *Talent Search aboard the "Wicked Bus"... *Pickles and squeeze cheese?! What the hell?! *We're gonna die!!!!!! *Invisible Dragonflies at Myrtle Beach... *Let's go clubbin! *Doug's chronic gas problem in the hot tub... *Trying to flag Jeffy to see his hot buns! (then discovering that he wears 6 shorts under his trunks...) *CABBAGE PATCH BOY ROCKS MY WORLD!!! |
| *Gonna find out where Drew lives!! *Jevin... *Big Mike and bubblegum! *Hey Becky- Does Aaron make you horny, baby?! *The Limp Bizkit song with the wierd sound effects... *Abbey's peach fuzz... gotta have STRENGTH! (did I spell that right?!) *Sitting on escilators and crashing on benches at the mall! *Becky's three piece! *You're sister's gonna work at CHICKEN FINGERS, Rebecca?!?!?! *Sarah trying to figure out how to break her arm so she won't have to march... *Casey- Let's call John! *"Allison" calling Nate... *Poor Anthony at Silver Diner (and the movies...) *GO DIRTY LYING BASTARDS! (oh yah, Sarah!) *Being wired after only 3 hours of sleep... *Hey Sarah- Does Jevin make you horny, baby?! *Being "paralized" from the waist to the knees... *Fashion Emergency! *BagelBoys BB and W W!!!!!!!!!! *Erik's tomatos and peppers... *Hey Sarah- Eggs and Mayo! Let's make a salad... IN OUR HAIR! LOL *American Pie *LARSON! (Drop Dead Gorgeous) *Spunky!!! *Bumps' little sister- Little Bumps! LOL *15 minute extended cerfew... *Anthony and video games *The naked boys of Blink182... UNCENSORED!!!! Yahoo!!!!!! *"I'm only human on the inside!...." *"Close the 'dur'...." *The two guys and the blond bimbos... *Where's Waldow Postcards *French Onions! *Candy Sticks! *Staying up late and talking... until 4am!! *The "Boogie Board Kite"... *Dreams of Anthony... Sarah!... hehehe *"Wake up, Sarah. It's Nigel!" *Fatema and Jodie *The open door and the bathroom light (all Jodie's fault....) *Dreaming of Johnny! (not you, john!... hehehe) *Sarah getting seconds when we made dinner... THE GIRL DOES EAT! hehe *Melissa Logan, Allison Thompson, Makenzie, Kat Mitchell.... *Playing War and Sarah's lucky Jack cards! (they're spies! i see a 7....) *Card Games!.... erg!!!!!! *Deep Sea Leprachauns! *Sarah + her stomach = lossa noise.... hehe! *Strawberries and sugar! :) *Throwing pennies at the theater at convertables *John's gum.... *CHICKEN FINGERS! *Casey, Jamie... I DON'T LIKE BLAKE!!!!!!! * Anya, the human vibrator.... *John dropping EVERYTHING (anya's sprite and salad....) *Woody-wood-pecker (Eric....) |
| *Anya- ABERCROMBIE AND B*TCH!! lol *VELCRO BOY! (sigh! hehe!) *TAG DAY! The Harley Shop, the dogs and cats, stories of Aaron destroying property the year before (LOL!), the green ring, 5 pennies in the driveway, the hick-mobile, NO ONE BEING HOME!.... *"Hey Aaron! How do you feel?" "I feel good, baby! Soooo good!" *Cheering for the camera and Sim scaring us.... *Britney Spears Impersonator singing to BSB! *Quebecca Hickey- Dickey! lol *Jockstrap, aka Nick Roberts.... *Malea- "All I want for my birthday is ----- wrapped up in a box with whipped cream...." hehe *Mo! MMSB! what a bod.... lol *Bec, do the Colin! *It's the tylenol!!!!!!! *NUMBER 53 IS SO HOT!!!!!!!! *Colin's a dildo.... (if you're not Bec, you probably won't understand this one) *BIG BIRD! *We're the neighborhood sluts, right, Sarah?! *"Hey! They stole the songs from the GAP commercial!" *Bec and The Real Slim Shady... *Dancing like ANTHONY!!!! hahahaha *"Let's put ice cubes in the bathtub and invite Brian over!!! *Idaho or Udaho? SARADAHO!!!! hehe *"Deep Breathly!" *Dan trying to kill moths at the game with a poster... *Colin, Adam and Ben braiding Kristen's hair! *Prank calling Jimmy, Doug, Lee, Jeff,... MRS LARKIN!! *"Howdy, Howdy, How's it going?" (JIMMY! hehe) *"Follow the person in front of you!" *Sticking velcro belts on Colin's head! *Esther walking like Frankenstein *AARDVARK! *Lee tripping during the guard show! *"Velcro Dildo" and his 3rd rollercoaster! *Shaky going balistic on the rollercoaster... *Schroeder looking GAY on the carousel *Singing show tunes on the bus! *The entire starboard side catching crabs! *Freaking with Andrew for the camera!! *WE BEAT WOODSON BY ONE SECOND!! *First place goes to... FAIRFAX NOVICE 4!!!! *Let's hog tie Ashley to a tree for spirit!!! ( yah, Andrew!) *"AHHH! We're lost! Which way do we turn? Paper Scissor Rock!" *"Wanna go skinny-dipping?" (Oh baby, yah, John!!) *Brad Morgan... *Quadruple orgy... lol! *Quick!!! Get out!!!!!! She's coming!!!!!! *"Amorum, da cabeza � yo" (rite, Dan.. love you too..) *Jessica, I can't! It's the mint!! *"BZzzzzZZZ! *Kristen & "Saxaphone"... *Doug, I'll always love you, even though you're still a virgin! *yah.. up the butt!* haha* |
| *SPARKLES trips on chairs!! *"Me gusta, me gusta, I like it!! (haha, Doug!) *Joey, I'm not a skitzo.... *Bueno! hahaha *"Can I do girl push-ups?" *Doug, Kevin.. go wash your hands... *Joey, you rock hard. (Third wheel, trumpets & DM.. they're "Tri-Mormon" DMs!) *Jimmy has "cheese elbows" !!! *Marissa- BIG BIRD # 2!! "His ears stick out.. omg! He's so hot.." lol "Hey, YEO! Albino Krn.. hehe *BUBBLES! *Narf* *"Yah.. my name's Satan.." *I wanna take him and ---- him in the back seat of his car! lol *I love Earl. Wanna take him to prom with me.. hehe *"It's not my fault, Officer.. the line's crooked!" *"Always wear sunblock in hell.." thanks, Blake.. *No sexual inuendos, drumline... *OMG, Lawhorn! His shirt smells just like him!! *The Mustang towing the pit stuff while Sim pimps it out with the pit women.. haha *PJ and his cheerleading coach.. lol *God.. you swear I wanna rape him or something.. *Lawhorn, guys can get rapes.. haha *Cymbal chicks, and Simeon: the "Cymbal Bitch!".. lol, Doug *Doug's kimpap *Sparkles 2K *Me, Doug & Sim.. "It's an Asian Invasion" funny, Ashley.. *Freak dancing on the sidelines to Dick Tracy *Racing Doug down 29 after frosh camp.. haha. *Kevin's hair.. right... *"Kam-sam-e-dah" ... yah, Doug... rite... *Kevin lactating.. *"I heart you, Doug!" *"You remind me of my mom.." *Pit dancing *Joey's thighs.. I mean fries.. lol *"Why do people think I'm gay??" yah, PJ.. *Drumline technical terms.. *Joey's sex stories.. white chocolate! *Finger condoms for Jeffy! hahaha *"Atom Bomb Cymbals" *"Doug, you look so incredibly sexy when you look like you're gonna throw up.. *"I bet Joey's bigger than Doug anyways.." *"Stupid hoochie!" (sorry, Erin..) *B*tch, b*tch, b*tch.. *"I wanna have all 12 of Joey's kids.." *Feeling violated, Dan? *Umm.. Kevin, don't mention gay.. he's right there! *"Detail, yo mama" "HO!" *"Yah.. he so touched my ass.. *Drumline booty shorts day! *Just relax your middle fingers, Ashley.. haha *Rachel and PJ's picture... lol!! *Yah, Rachel.. everyone in your family does it.. (you, too, Douglas..) *Party at Lawhorns!! *Joey, you bring the condoms, and I'll bring the whipped cream.. lol! *Seat covers and baking soda for Shaky! *"I glisten sparkles.." hehe *"Sofa!" *SILVER SUSPENDERS *Getting handcuffed to the ladder in the drumline room for Jeff and Kevin's enjoyment.. *Grandpa PJ! *Stay wet, Joey.. it makes you look so sexy.. :) *Half of a 6" sub, Jackie! We're so ghetto.. haha *Jackie and I owe Doug our souls because he lent us $2.. *"Kimchi?? Why? It's not like I'm going to kiss you afterwards, Doug.." *Learning the Fight Song in 5 seconds and pulling it off!!!!!! *"I Love You, Joey!" *Cymbal Hickies! *Joey, take me home.. or you come over here... *Monkey costumes and cymbals!! *Drumline dinner at China Garden! *"Wha? No eggrolls?" :: heavy FOB accent :: Doug.. *Free Refils! *Asian eating.... Doug's chopsticks.... "AHH! I can't get them out of my mouth!" *"You're a drumline whore.." "So? You care because?.." *Kevin.. "What if this was a date, yo?" *Fortune Cookies!!!! *Curlers! It's Aunt Jemima! *Kevin eating Doug's cheeseburger.. Doug spazing.. "You said 45!" *Forgetting the tambourine.. AGAIN! *"I love you, Joey, my sex monkey!" *Timmy! *Ryan's the "Pit B*tch"! *Spraling out in front of the bass drums for pictures *"Look at the brown pole.. NO SMILING!" *"Where are my sunglasses?!?!" *Doug taking out the snare line during the show.. lol *Jeff being drunk *The Silver Diner survey!! *Melissa birthday.. *Doug's "drumline whore list'... *Doug getting free Silver Diner food! *Doug owns my soul (again..) *I'm gonna have 12 of Dougs kids after i have Joey's 12.. *Singing in the parking lot! *Kevin free-styling (asians invasion.. la la la.. something and a plantation..) *Posing with Ryan at Herndon *Vibrating phone *Dan and Joey's free dinner *"The harder you stroke the faster in come.." haha i made Joey smile *Joey in third person *"i swear.. i told you no more games like that. i apoligize for that trick" (real funny, Erik...) *Asian housewife *"It's too bad you're asian..." (damnit, Doug... just burst all hope for me... lol) *Doug is the "gochu king"... *My Joey pillow *I'm traber's doll *"Where's Sarah?" haha, Sparkles *Bumblebee Tuna *Pinky!! *Doug freaking with his pit bitches.. oh yeah, baby! *Mr Rogers on speed... *BRIAN!!!! *Tom and Linus... lol *Kareoki at Sapna's *Daquiris and Fuzzy Navels... I think we turned Kimmy into an alcoholic! *Mallory's a better Britney Spears than Britney Spears!! *Hallelujah, I'm a Bum.... what a song... *hahaha... lotion on hands for a massage... look at Joey, Rachel! *Doug wanting an ass massage... *Hottie drum major from Loudoun Valley! (Adam Baumgardner rocks my world!) *"Stinky" smells like a baby! *Jeff... just kiss Ashley already!! "Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley... i love being hornier than.... " Doug!!!! *"That is such an asian blanket..." *"A am not dirtier than Doug!!!" *"Shut the f*ck up, bi-atch!" ::: pissy Doug voice ::: *Donez moi, sil vous plait! (haha, Adam!) *Don't "what the hell" me, stupid freshman... (grrrr... stupid girl...) *Scratch and sniff condoms, Casey! *"It's banana!" lol, Doug! *Let's not scare our little hottie into becoming a homosexual, Alex.. lol *MOO MOO!! *"Let's hide from those lynchburg guys!!" *My Blue Bra, Erin.. lol *Yang-boy is a tool!! *Stealing tape from the movie.. haha *"KUNT!" *Sexual Healing and the Green Bean! *V.A.!! "Hail the virgin full of grace please remove your ugly face. You're fat your ugly, you're a tub of lard, you really are a stupid 'tard" *CCC! SSS! *"Keep rowin rowin rowin rowin.." *Punjab.. (grrr... Doug...) *No boobies in jazz band! *"FREE WILLY!!" lol!!! |
| *"Location, Location, Location" *"Enscheuldegan? Vo ist de banque?" *Hairy mushrooms... ick *Mickey Mouse and Sweet Ass Dave.. I mean Damnit Dave.. hehe *Kristen and Hilary... i got a picture!! lol *Getting drunk in Dinkelsbuhl... dear God... *"... I fucked your mom..." *My name is Dan, and I like Coke *Craig deep throating sausage!! *Mideival bike rack! *My drummer bitches, Craig and Neil.. hehe *Eric tripping over the chain-link fence in front of the German thugs.. haha *What the shit? *Eric's 7 sandwiches at Prien... *Dave drunk... haha... dont be in denial Dave, you were drunk *"You sure you're not drunk, Scott?" *Snow ball fights in July! *Stupid South Jersey whores.. *"I hate Austria" --Eric *Hey Mark, what school do you go to? "Fuck you" lol *No more tickles, Scott!! *The pigeon pooing on Jessicas head.. lol *Scarfing pizzas behind the bus in Pisa *Icky food on the second night in Italy... blah... *Saying rosaries so it would rain and our concert would be cancelled! *Ace of Base playing in a Swiss Sushi Bar.. lol *Minty water in France... *Freaking... (with Jessica, Sarah, Janelle, Scott.. Andrew with Eric.. lol) and Dave being mortified.. *Janelle.. fake kissing at the Hard Rock! *"Can I get a what what" "What?" |
| *"NO!" *"If I had wanted it, I would have written it" *"Take off your shoes and jacket!" *"Wheres Nikki?!" *"Damnit Sean..." (anger fustration and bitterness..) *WE EXIST!!! *"Oh! Theres the pit!!" *Mr Shit-for-brains and his bitch.. lol *RESPLENDENT, Mo!! *SMACK* *Parking lots! :) *Tag Day with Mo!! *Frosh dont get shoes or jackets this year.. haha Matt! *Chasing icecream trucks *Switching uniforms *Getting attacked by dogs.. *Free Willy and LB *"How do you cheer on a marching band?" "LIKE THIS!" (holds neon green poster up) *Taking Mos jacket and giving her gloves.. haha *Getting in trouble for coming home.. 3 hours late!! *"Oh baby, oh baby.." *Girls night out... cry fest over The Green Mile.. were such dorks Mo! *"Why do they put commercials in the middle of the movie, damnit?!" haha *PINK HAIR, AILEEN!! :) *Ruby Tuesdays :) *Nike.. just do it.. *"Have your mother talk to him, Mo!" *Eric.. want another crayon?! *Almost getting killed because of Eric.. *Scott's my personal trainer *Carrot top.. *Dirty Dancing.. *Yes, Mo, I am chicken.. but so is he!! lol *Sneaking around Giant.. haha *Our hottie at blockbuster, Mo! (so sad.. hes been there every friday night.. wait.. so have we!! lol) *Parking lot at the mall.. "What are the odds?!" *We're disappointed with Eric.. (Night at the Roxbury.. WORST movie ever!) *Mike has no legs.. his pants are held up by his belt and his shoes are sewn to his pants *"So throw it in that goofy hat" (Scott has the answer to everything.. lol) *"That hit the spot!" lol Lauren! *Scott's going to teach me the art of sleeping.. lol *Ok, ok.. i know.. i eat funny.. *"Get off of what?" *Going 125 down 28 *"Your mother doesnt know you have this, right??" *Bagpipes.. wheeeeeee!! *Heartless.. yeah right.. im just scared shitless!! *Hanging underwear on the tree.. *Thong tha thong thong thong.. *Tyler has ESP.. WICKED! *My little anti-social sex toy.. lol *He thinks hes Shakespeare (if you will.. haha) *Trying to play ping pong with Sarah... hahaha!! *Throwing paper airplanes at Stephen! *Moonshine.... =) *Skipping school and sticking notes all over Scott's car!! *Saran Wrap and Duct Tape!!! wheeee!!!!!! =) |
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| *You know that movie Remember The Titans? Well, I live 30 minutes away from that school -Really?? Why don't you have an accent?? Arg *I'm not a bitch, I'm a hardheaded Southern Princess who always gets her way *swallows.. hahaha what a dirty yankee.. lol *It's my God given right as a Southern Republican to hate all hippies... right?? *20 bucks to see who I live with... lol *Meal Card in Farrand... twice... *Why the hell won't they graduate already?!?! *Mmmm... smells like Greely!! *You'll explode happy *Becky: I have to go to the bathroom Me: I hope you pee yourself *JEREMY BLOOM!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *vanilla banana *he eats ink! * brian the cow, *adam adam and adam.. *hottie drum major *navy men *bio SUCKS *the ring *"that is definitely a bush" *making money at the party *icicles/popsicles *being asian *whipped *VERY MINE, *certificate of approval *losing you in the UMC |