Hey Jo
By RJ
(based on "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix)
Hey Jo, where you goin' with that pen in your hand?
Hey Jo, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand?
Alright. I'm goin down to kill 'ol Sirus Black,
you know I caught him messin' 'round with a Muggle woman.
Yeah,! I'm goin' down to kill ol Sirus Black,
you know I caught him messin' 'round with a Muggle woman.
Huh! And that ain't too cool.
Uh, hey Jo, I heard you wrote that character off,
you wrote him off.
Uh, hey Jo, I heard you wrote that character off,
you shot him down with a wand. Yeah!
Yes, I did, I wacked him,
you know I caught him messin' 'round,
messin' 'round town.
Uh, yes I did, I wacked him
you know I caught that character messin' 'round town.
And I gave him the boot and I erased him!
Alright
(Ah! Hey Jo)
Zap him one more time again, baby!
(Oo)
Yeah.
(Hey Jo!)
Ah, dig it!
(Hey)
Ah! Ah!
(Jo, what you gonna do?)
Oh, alright.
Hey Jo, say now,
(Hey)
uh, who you gonna write off now, who you gonna write off?
Yeah.
(where you gonna go?)
Hey Jo, I said,
(Hey)
where you goin' to write off now
who you, who you gonna ve-to?
(Jo!)
Well, dig it!
I'm goin' go do it again, way down south,
(Hey)
Gonna go make the readers pay! Alright!
(Jo)
I'm goin' to do it again,
(Hey, Jo)
way down where I can write free!
(where you gonna...)
Ain't no one gonna fine me babe!
(...go?)
Ain't no publisher gonna,
(Hey, Jo)
he ain't gonna put an edit 'round me!
(Jo where you gonna..)
You better belive it right now!
(...go?)
I gotta go now!
Hey, hey, hey Jo,
(Hey Jo)
you better run on down!
(where you gonna...)
Goodbye everybody. Ow!
(...go?)
Hey, hey Jo, what could we say,
(Hey Jo)
Write on down.
(who you gonna veto?)
Back to the library