ARAGOG THE SPIDER
By RJ
(to the tune of "Boris the Spider" by John Entwhistle of the Who)
In the Woods, I hear things crawl
Black and hairy, Ten feet tall
Got Ron and Fang as well as me
What they are, I don't wanna see.
Aragog the spider.
Aragog the spider.
Hinted about the Basilisk
But wasn't really worth the risk
Scared so much, can't use our feet
For his children we're fresh meat.
Aragog the spider.
Aragog the spider.
Creepy Crawly,
Creepy Crawly,
Creepy creepy
Crawlly, crawly
Creepy creepy
Crawlly, crawly
Creepy creepy....
Fang is wrapped like a ball
Ron can't seem to move at all
I know we're dead, but what's that sound?
Ford Anglia racing 'cross the ground!
Aragog, the spider.
Aragog, the spider.
Creepy Crawly,
Creepy Crawly,
Creepy creepy
Crawlly, crawly
Creepy creepy
Crawlly, crawly
Creepy creepy
Almost came to a gory end
Howler to Hagrid I will send!
Forbidden Forest I won't go back
Unless I want a heart attack
Aragog the spider.
Aragog the spider.
Back to the library