Slytherin Sisters
By RJ
(Based on “Babylon Sisters” by Steely Dan, original lyrics by Becker & Fagen)
Ride North on Knight Bus
To Hogwarts
Turn that Muggle Music down
Just till we nearly touch down
This is no Quiddich Game
It’s a real Persuasion
Close your eyes and you’ll be there
It’s everything you’ll make
The start of everything you take
Castle lights from across the lake
Slytherin Sisters….curse it!
Slytherin Sisters….curse it!
So fine, so fun
Say your house is the only one
Here come those Dementor chills again.
We’ll fly with Dark Folk
In the sky
Drink firewhisky from a skull
Hogsmeade weekend lull
Well you should know by now
That’s it’s just a chasm
Tween you and a Gryffindor
That’s it’s cheap but not free
That’s you’re not what you wish to be
And that Evil’s not a game for thee
Slytherin Sisters….curse it!
Slytherin Sisters….curse it!
So fine, so fun
Say your house is the only one
Here come those Dementor chills again.
My Ravenclaws say don’t go
For that Vampire candy
Dude, you’re playing with Fire
You won’t live to learn
As you watch the Muggleborn burn
At Voldemort’s Return
Slytherin Sisters….curse it!
Slytherin Sisters….curse it!
So fine, so fun
Say your house is the only one.
You got it leave it baby
Got to leave it baby
Got to leave it, yeah….
Back to the library