| Arse Kicking Quotes |
| from television |
| from movies |
| from music |
| from friends |
| from elsewhere |
| DISCLAIMER: Very naughty language ahead. Very offensive ideas ahead. Get over it. They're just ideas. |
| "There is no such thing as a weird human being. Some just take more understanding." John |
| (p) means it's been paraphrased |
| "I had a terrible dream. I dreamed all truths were known." James K. Feibleman |
| "EMBRACE IMPERFECTION." Brien Brown |
| "Dating men is hard? Try dating women, then you'll think dating men is easy." Meredith Wallis |
| me: do you have stuff to do tonight? her: i have stuff to do for the rest of my life. i need to realize this. |
| "We are all very much alike, in just that life has happened to us all." Marshel Copple |
| "I've just given up trying to figure poeple out. Chances are, what I think ends up being wrong, so now I just accept the info as I get it, rather than trying to guess." Lucky Rowen-Granoski |
| "I live in Vacaville [cow-town] -- I can't bring myself to kill my neighbors." Stephanie Dameral (p) on not eating beef |
| "A really good girl is evil in all the right places." Rabinder Bhatia |
| "Girl problems are still better than having messy orgasms." Alicia Atkinson (p) |
| "You know I'm not a peanut person -- I don't eat my own kind." Megan Murphy |
| "I want to find somebody without the alcoholic gene so I can give my kids a fighting chance." Megan Archer |
| "See, this is why I have trouble finding guys -- I have a bigger penis than any of them." Nicole Davison |
| "Religion is just one more power structure, [and it] has only as much to do with spirituality as it needs to to surivive." Josiah |
| "Intelligence and light sabres do NOT always go together." Kat on boys dueling in the Shannon Center |
| "Well, what? They're not gonna say 'Here, Keanu, have some Ipicac.'" Nicole Davison on fake-looking 'Matrix' vomit |
| "No one pays attention, but everybody has an opinion. And that's just ridiculous." Luann Lauesen on the voting public |
| (under construction!) |