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BAD ANIMAL JOKES |
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who
Amosquito. |
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This one is dedicated to shona |
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning round.
Don't worry, it's just a bug thats going around. |
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Waiter, Waiter! Thers a fly in my soup.
What do you expect for two dollars, sir? A bettle? |
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Waiter, Waiter! Thers a bee in my alphabet soup.
Yes. sir, and i hope there's an A, a C and all the other letters too. |
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Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies! |
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What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy-Long-Legs |
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Whats a flea's favourite science fiction book?
The Itch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
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Which animals were the last to leave the ark?
The elephants- they were packing their trunks, |
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What do you get if you cross a caretaker with an elephant?
A 20-ton school cleaner |
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What does an octopus were when its cold?
A coat of arms. |
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One day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a lead on the sea monster and took him to the police station. "You should take him to the museum," said the police sargent.
The next day the police sargent saw the boy in the town still with the monster on a lead. " I thought I told you to take him to the museum," said the policeman. " I did," said the boy, "and today I'm taking him to the movies". |
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a fro croaks all the time -
a cat only croaks nine times. |
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Mother: Keep that dog out of the house, it's full of fleas.
Son: Keep out of the house, Fido, It's full of fleas |
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What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride. |
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