Short, snappy headlines tell you what a newspaper article is all about. But sometimes they don’t quite work. Theses headlines were actually published. Can you figure out what they were about? · Teachers strike idle kids · Include your children when baking cookies · Enraged cow injures farmer with axe · Red tape holds up new bridge · Eye drop off shelf · Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors · Chef throws his heart in help feeding needy Some answers: · Red tape holds up new bridge: there is permission to be obtained to build · “Enraged cow” injures “farmer with axe” (cows can’t possibly hold axes!) · Eye drop off shelf: “Eye drops” are not available on the shelf · Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors (in America, they use a unit of measurement called a foot. A foot is 30cm.) So, the real meaning would me that seven doctors which specialize in feet are sueing. NOT: 210+cm doctors sue. Get it?
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