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(Julia arrives home, closes the door and slides to the ground)
Antonia: How did it go?
Julia: (hands covering her face) I smacked his ass.
Antonia: Who?
Julia: Nick.
Antonia: (covers her mouth) Oh my god. (Starts to laugh)
Julia: It isn�t funny.
Antonia: Yea it is. Did they suspect anything?
Julia: I dunno Tony, do you make it a habit to smack Nick�s ass?
Antonia: Definitely not. I don�t even like the boy.
Julia: Oh well�now ya do.
(Two weeks rolls around and Antonia isn�t better.)
Julia: What are we gonna do? I have school starting up soon.
Antonia: I have no idea.
Maria: That�s simple girls. Julia, you continue to be your sister. Antonia, you will take your sisters� place at college.
Antonia and Julia: What?!
Antonia: But she�s in like Advanced Calculus and I haven�t even had Pre-Calculus yet.
Julia: She�ll flunk me out of school.
Maria: There is no other choice. Now all we have to do�is make you look like Julia, Antonia.
Antonia: Oooooooo no�no way�uh uh�ain�t gonna happen.
Julia: If I have to look like you�you have to look like me.
Maria: (walks into the bathroom and comes back out with hair dye)
Antonia: (teary eyed) I�m gonna be brunette again.
(A week later, Maria brings Antonia to school)
Megan: Welcome back Jules.
Antonia: (not happy) Thanks.
Maria: I�ll leave you two alone.
Megan: Bye Mrs. Maxwell.
Antonia: Bye mom. (Giving her mom one last �please don�t make me do this� look)
Maria: (waves) Have fun girls.
Megan: We will.
(Maria leaves)
Megan: You aren�t Jules are you?
Antonia: (starts unpacking) What are you talking about?
Megan: You must be Tony.
Antonia: (turns around and looks at Megan) How�d you guess?
Megan: You seem less enthused to be here�Jules is always happy to come back to school. So explain to me why you are taking Jules� place�and she�s taking yours.
Antonia: I had bronchitis�and while I was out�I had appearances that �couldn�t be missed� so Jules took my place.
Megan: So, she gets to pretend to be AJ�s girlfriend huh?
Antonia: Yup.
Megan: That girl must be sooo happy�all I hear is AJ this�AJ that�BSB rule. Don�t get me wrong, I like their music, but she�s obsessed.
Antonia: Tell me about it.
(Julia and AJ are on their way to a movie premier in a limo)
Julia: Wow. (Looks around) This limo is phat.
AJ: You�re acting like you�ve never been in a limo before.
Julia: Oh I have but these seats are so�plush. (pushes down on the seat)
AJ: You�re a nut.
Julia: Thank you. (Opens up the mini-bar) Oh no. (closes it really fast) Take it away.
AJ: What?
Julia: There�s�there�s�chocolate in there.
AJ: Ooooook.
Julia: It�s a weakness. If I see it�I have to eat it.
AJ: So eat it.
Julia: Can�t�Maria has me on a strict diet.
AJ: Why? You don�t need to lose weight.
Julia: She thinks I do.
AJ: You�re beautiful just the way you are.
Julia: (blushes) Thanks.
(They pull up to the red carpet and are swarmed by photographers)
Julia: Oh my god! They�re crazy. I can�t go out there. (Ducks and covers)
AJ: (looks at her) You should be used to this by now.
Julia: Maybe you�but I can never get used to this.
AJ: (takes her hand) Let�s go. (He steps out of the limo and he helps her out)