Characters:
1. Harry Potter (HP)
2. Ron (R)
3. Evil Taco (ET)
4. Voldemort (V)
5. Dumbledore (D)
6. Danny Phantom(DP) <---- wtf?
Scene Three- Back In Hogwarts
Discription - We join harry in yet another gay scene...
HP-That was fun!
R -I especaly like the part where Proffesor McGonagall commited sucide!
HP-Yeh! what about when the guy in the hall randomly exploded?
R -Yeh he was full of confetti and candy!
(Dumbledore walks in)
D -I need to tell you something!
HP/R-What is it Professor Dumbledore?
R -More like Dumbledork... i mean dore not dork... crap...
D -What did you say ron? i didn't hear you.
R -Nothing... hehehe sucker...
D -Whatever, Harry you just won One Million Galeons!
HP-Really!?
D -No just this peanut.
(dumbledore eats the peanut)
HP-That was my peanut!
R -Aw... i was gonna name him jeff! I allready made his theam song! Jeff the peanut lalala!
HP-Do me a favor and shut up!
(Ron cries)
R -You never let me make my own decisions! WAAAAA!
Meanwhile...
ET/V- I like big butts and i cannot lie!
ET/V- I really cant denny!
ET-Yah i loveee getting drunk!
V -And having pointless parties celebrating nothing of real importance!
ET-lets be gay!!!
V -Yah i always wanted to be a homo-sexual!
HP-shut the Roastbeef in a Bakini up!
DP-Heh thats a good one! i'm gonna use that on my mom!
HP/R-who's there?
DP-Oh crap.. uh.. gotta go! *ZOOM*
HP-That was gay...
R -And sexy!!
HP-Ron..... what did I tell you?
R -fine its just gay
D -wha huh wazzuh?? I fell asleep... what ever bye Harry Butt and Ron Wiener.. or somthing like that...
(dumbledore goes down throgh the floor)
HP-How did he just leave?
R -He went through the floor of course!
HP-Lets follow him.
R -*BANG* owch i guess we cant go through the floor... lets take the stairs.
HP-Yo, duh Count Stupidla!
