Underneath yesterday's news
From miles you can smell his stench
No matter which way the wind just blew
He smells of boloney
He lost hair and only has one shoe
His name is Yanni
Doesn't have a normal name like Drew
Look at those cute pigeons
He cooks them up and eats them in the dark
Is that a famous musician
Nah, it's just Yanni in the park
Kids run away screaming
Yeah, even the old people run away from him
There's a reason he never got married
He's not a real people person
Trying to live off wellfare
And bringing down the employment rate
No loose or tight change to spare
He can't even afford to lose weight
(Chorus)
The years haven't been too kind
His speech has slurred a little bit
He'll talk to anyone he can find
And says (mumble mumble)
He tried the streets of this town
Trying to play his music for tips
Since keyboards don't have cases
The people walked on by, and he got jipped
He's just been bitter
Ever since his happy go lucky career went south
Please don't litter
Don't invite him over to your house
He's really hungry
Maybe he'll chow down on some tree bark
It's kind of funny
It's just Yanni in the park
Don't get caught loitering
Don't get caught hanging out in the park
You might come up missing
It's just Yanni in the park
It's just Yanni in the park
Hey Yanni