By dumping Gatorade
Oh what a mess we made
When we dumped that Gatorade
No farewell was bade
After the Gatorade
It was a victory for us
We really beat that team
We won big that day
Then he passed away
He looked like a fish that died in a stream
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It wasn't the the chill that did him over
It wasn't the allergies
He wasn't cut by saws
Not a natural cause
He wasn't relentlessly stung by bees
Apparently when you wear a head set
And then you get damp
Like a hair dryer in water
You'll get hotter and hotter
And then blow a fuse like an old lamp
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That super bowl win was short lived
After the electrocution, we felt sad
He had died
Shocked and fried
He was like the dad who was killed by Gatorade that we never had
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