How he was once a Jedi, then he killed them
He was the scourge of the Jedi, lord of the sith
Obi's last light saber duel ended in death
His name used to be Anakin, but now it's not
And that black helmet he wears is so hot
He had twins with Padme
We've got a thing that's called Vader love
We've formed our own little club, Vader love
He is the servant to Palpatine
Of the dark side, he is the dean
The Millenium Falcon shot him down
And made Vader look like a clown
When I get lonely I start to read his book
When I've finished, I take another look
He can choke people with the force
We've got a thing that's called Vader love
He switched to the dark side
(Instrumental break)
We all know what he prefers
Black to white, Coke or Sprite, skin or fur
He stole the plans for the death star
If you didn't know that, you're a retard
He tried to turn Luke to the dark side
His son that Obi tried to hide
Not knowing, that is just wrong
Another Vader lover gone
When I get lonely I start to read his book
When I've finished, I take another look
He can choke people with the force
We've got a thing that's called Vader love
He switched to the dark side
We've got a thing that's called Vader love
We've got a thing that's called Vader love