And I plant these seeds
I walk around this country
And they grow into trees
I?m too lazy to work
And feel responsible
So I just wander around
Eating only apples
I?ve a pot for a hat
And a bag full of seeds
I don?t wear shoes
And I do good deeds
I?m Jonny Appleseed
Now before I die
My trees will span this country
All will be good
And kids won?t go hungry
The trees are good
And they provide shade
And it?s been three years
Since I?ve been laid
I?m Jonny Appleseed
All that?s ahead of me
Is a lot of desert
I?m feeling a little weak
I shouldn?t of skipped all those desserts
Oh Vegas Vegas
I?m almost there
Full speed ahead
Maybe I should find a chair
Ohhh, forty-nine states down
Just one more to go
About five hundred miles
Of this fine vast of land
It?s so vast
I?m out of energy and my legs feel like jam
Well forty-nine?s not bad
It?s ninety-eight percent
Eating only apples
Has really got me licked
I?m dying now
Right here in this barren land
It?d be really cool though
To have planted more than any man
I?m still dying
I?m wasting away
I can see my flesh fall off my bones
What a horrible day
It?s all going dark now
Here come those dark spots
Some people look forward to this
But I certainly do not
All this energy spent singing
Could have planted one more tree
Then no more empty space
From sea to salty sea
Ehhh