The History of the Jumping Squids
It all started with a guy and a dream. He pondered on how much explosive powder was needed to set a lead bullet in motion. Oops, that was the history of the handgun. Umm, oh, did you want the history of Jumping Squids? Well, here is the abridged version. Dinosaurs died…World War II… Jimmy Carter is president… Jumping Squids. Yep, that about sums it up. If you want the slightly longer, bridged version, keep reading.
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Steve came up with this great idea to get all the single ladies, “Maybe I’ll invent a robotic pet…nah. Ooh, maybe I’ll invent a band.” And so it was. Unfortunately, Steve was not blessed with musical talent, like his fore fathers. What’s that, you say you didn’t know Thomas Jefferson played a mean key board, well he did. So, he decided to have the band anyway, without all the hassle and talent and sweating and athletes foot. He would have the best imaginary band in the world. Yeah, they would have an imaginary recording contract and imaginary concerts and imaginary fans. Man, Jumping Squids are the greatest. They were even better than Yanni, well, only for like a day. Yanni is the ruler. (The boss and the king and the slobbering drunk were already taken) But with every band, imaginary or not, music does start to get written down. Thus, Jumping Squids are here today. Now I’m going to start typing random letters and punctuations to make it seem a little longer. This is also to stray the eyes of the not so dedicated fans. O[qoitji jkannvnagioawihrjtn09h7v8 yhgkn;wsksgkwshynp98yghks/.,iuwqtpoiioshrgh m.,m;lkjsaopighj.s,mglkhjsgovlajoijoe? ;laijre toioihfoaihe qphreiop ghhiuqh uihipufgh oihagfoiuhqwriueguihwouigfvkjna/nkithpoierhjqlkhjw.,kpklhwjpoirthdhgfpoiwehre rwirehpiohwpioruehiouwerhpgiuthwrieygfhsfiugiqiureb iurhg wuirhtiuhrwshrgiufhweriuht iw hyriurwehiuhweriuhiweruhiuerwhgiu rrewh uewrhiuhweriuhiquhriuhrieuh[oqihoihtpweioer98ty3q9ht5984yhi qiuhtiuhqe rqreuiotq qiorehtfpiu8qry98tyhq3487yoqiretiohqhdfoiuhqweoiuthriuqwewhruithhpiuoerht iqouerwhygtp skdgfljkahrkljhlraihkljhrkljthuiorhith3qu4hbtiubb uhwqeih tiuhq wiuhtpiouyt9487y9q87y 9tqefhakjh kjhakjhdfjbf ajhsklfjh djhfaiwheir82q493y95782130587 yhijq345bk3 jqb4kjqbk tjbqkjbt jqtb wqejthkjqhetkjhjhkq sjflgkjsdlfjglkjsdflgjow9iruo0t9u0u54t09uw054 s jgkjsdknnlknglksdjfgjoroiuowpiu tw urotiuwopiu wopiuth jhlk hlksoifhgoihowierpoihjt wierhophit weopi roiwheotpihwoehrtowernbwbebberob bpteobo oijlsaknl;wnk;kn;l h lknjkhoiwhoih opih9804398ty90yhoisa9whe9vb90wh8vr9ehv 8rpe9 9v8 9pw8ehr g98w g g w9gw8 h9g8 98we g9pe gh9ph8gew 9pg 9pw 8gpw 9pw9pw9p w9p8 w pw sji reglkjhozihfgkihsdalrfjhg;easiljhr ;pgihpodafh g;lkhdaf;lgh;lakshfdlkhg a;lksf;glkhs fd;lghpaieyhpor4ht ejrahlkgjhnlkzfj hklvughalhgkaishrd;giuhrepo8ht ypoiwhreg;lkn;lzfdnjvlkn lzkj klfjba djbglku asfdhgiuya9pe84y908y5tq9 34htuihwpraeh fkuhasd lhfkhdasliqfpw84eypt984q2h3ith kwjarehl ghsdalh gfdhsalhflksuadhfjkh slda gbdsk ajhfkjsad hfkjhdsalfh klsadh fkuih adsuih od8uytf98qy34 tjbklwjeb fkjhsda fiashd lfhia8uysd f9p8yweqhuh dksha fvkuhsa dlu hfasuhdfiouawheia iajdshofiuahweoihrfoiqwhekjb aslkjhdfk jiaushdfoi awiehgfiuhbasdfhasudhf98 t3ywq4p97ao8wie yfoiu awiuhf oiasuhdfiuhaweiohrtoq7ewoif7gasdufhoisuadhf iouh asdiu gfisaug fiugsaufigsdioufg
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