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Conjunction Man |
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It was a bright and sunny day
In conjunction junction
Then all the trains stopped suddenly
Because a bad sentence was in the way
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What made this sentence
So bad you ask
It was missing a conjunction (missing a conjunction)
How much corruption can you stand
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This sounds like a job for conjunction man
Conjunction man
Conjunction man
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Mr. bad sentence
You are going down
To correct you with a conjunction
I?m bound (slap)
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Here?s a nice ?and?
To make you better
You can now do good
Just like Derek Jeter
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Thanks to that ?and?
Good has been served
Since conjunctions join words, phrases, and sentences
There is peace again on earth
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He?s conjunction man
For, and, nor, but, or, yet, so
Conjunction man
Conjunction man
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?and is not the only conjunction on this beautiful planet. Coordinating conjunctions and subordinate conjunctions should be familiar to all of you, out there, and fill your lives with joy. Run, not walk, to your nearest library and research all the conjunctions that you can stand. After you?ve researched all the conjunctions, do it 2, maybe 3 more times. Remember, it?s not what your country can do for you, it?s what you can do for your country."
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