Baked potatoes go good with steak
Baked potatoes taste good with butter
Baked potatoes are..........baked
You scoop out the insides
with your fork or spoon
they're real mushy and fluffy
potatoes look like brown baloons
Don't worry, you're not killing the potatoe
when you're eating the vegetable
the potatoes are already dead
the farmers are the horrible killers
not fried or grilled
not smoked or steamed
baked potatoes are
the only ones for me
Not roasted or toasted
not broiled or freezed
baked potatoes are
the only ones for me
OJ Simpson likes his potatoes mashed
and hey, that's okay
that's the way Liberace ate them
by the way, he was gay
Ireland could use some potatoes
you know, because they're full of vitamins
borrow some from Boise
the irish have been low since the famine
Mm mmmmm baked potatoes
Mm mmmmm baked potatoes
Mm mmmmm baked potatoes
Mm mmmmm baked potatoes