The Ambiguous Bass
Guy 1: Well, hey there buddy.  What's that you got there?  Oh man, that is one nice bass you got your hands on, right there.  What a find.  Quite the nice catch, eh?  Hey Jimmy, come over here and look at Ted's catch of the day.  Man, you must've fished this one out of some deep, deep waters, eh?  I mean, look at the nice size and the beautiful color.  I've never seen another bass that looked like this one.  So, what are you going to with it now?  What!?  Naw dude, don't put it into storage.  You got to keep it alive, by playing with it. Oh, you gotta go, all right.  Hey Jimmy, I bet that guy's never held a bass like that in his life.  He was like a fish out of water.  Heh heh, oh man.
Guy 2: Dude, you were totally pronouncing it wrong.  It's pronounced bass.
Guy 1: Ohhh, that explains those weird looks he was giving me.
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